from the author: to read faint of heart, it is not recommended to read. The image is collected, not written off with any particular woman, which does not exclude to know some of himself in something and somewhere. Homemade is actually a normal person, only an exception-its some exceptional abilities: 1. The ability to follow a total of panties and socks - makes it a valuable copy for a life together with an incompetent individual. 2. The ability from milk residues, kefir to build tiramisu, cheesecake, Muffins-makes it an excellent addition to business lunch in sushi restaurant. 3. The ability to live with a minimum of requirements (sometimes it is enough for one toilet paper and a piece of soap) - makes it economically feasible for the Black Sea and Economist. 4. The ability to quickly find the necessary things - mobile or keys - replaces search engines and saves time. The rules for handling a home -made one say: 1. Do not give money more than kg of cereals - can a home be up to think about real estate or business? 2. The main occupation of the house is home - a house, so there is nothing to spend money on theaters, salons and resorts - It is more interesting to buy another kilogram of flour for her - let him deal with the next creativity and self -expression. 3. Dura likes to cry after sex, before sex and during sex. The main thing is to skip the sounds made by the dura's house. What are the malfunctions of everyone, in this case, ignore and pass by the ears will help. 4. The home -made house asked to wash the floors or season the bed, collect socks, wash the dishes - a sign of serious violations, threatens with irreversible malfunctions in the work of the house of home. 5. Homemade fool - buy her soda. Let the tile wash. This lesson distracts the house a little. If it does not help, you can go to extreme measures - to give money to fairies and prem. 6. Attention! Any educational processes threaten the breakdown of the house of home and its transformation into a person. In this case, there is a risk of losing the dura's dura. Avoid smart books on her eyes, visiting seminars and girlfriends - psychologists, because they are also fools, but not home. 7. Restaurants. Nothing spoils the duru home as restaurant food, it stops gobbling a semolina for children, cooked for children. 8. An overflow of preservation of a house dura is total control and the birth of several children. And the suggestion that the first is her child only, she is obliged to follow the pure child, a child’s mouth and ears, except for socks, she will appear a lot of homework. However, if it has reached the offspring and the homemade fool has not yet escaped from you until now, you can be sure that it will be able to perform some functions the nearest year.