If you masturbate instead of sex, you can choose the right pace, fresh imagination and behave as sluggishly or crazy as you like, without regard to your partner’s aspirations. However, there are eccentrics who still choose sex. If you express your mood with other people’s statuses, and not with your own words, then you don’t need to waste time formulating thoughts and understanding yourself today. And yet, there are those who prefer to voice their souls themselves, without using other people’s prompts. If you communicate online and not in person, then you can not look them in the eye when you lie, not be afraid of your spontaneous reactions and give only an edited, carefully choosing expressions. But no, no, and there are some weirdos who, at housewarming, first of all buy a large guest table, and not a computer. If you live in a “civil” marriage, and not in a legal one, then you can properly study your partner, and at the first clouds remind him that, supposedly, you are free to choose and if you don’t like something, you can leave without explanation or drama. And if, after a thorough examination of the partner, shortcomings are discovered in the latter, then you can leave quietly yourself, without hysterics and legal proceedings. But there are, believe it or not, there are people, apparently with a corrupted instinct of self-preservation, who boldly walk down the aisle and whisper “Till death do us part...” If you live in the interests of those around you, then there will always be someone to discuss with colleagues, for which to receive praise from bosses and a grateful warm side in which you can bury yourself in sorrow. However, there are people of a different kind who stubbornly follow themselves and think differently, even at the cost of expulsion from favorites and excommunication “from the hand that feeds.” If you go over your heads, rolling out the ego in front of you, mercilessly crushing any dissent and sideways observation, then the business space chooses you as his favorite, and money flows to you from everywhere. But there are simpletons who cannot, either for the sake of a higher idea, or for the sake of ambitious goals, or even for the sake of the family, spit on the weak or sit on the strong. If you forget yourself in vodka and relieve stress with cigarettes, then it’s more fun to have fun, and it’s easier to be sad. But there are abnormal people who want to enjoy as much mood as they have here and now, without any adjustments, without softening sadness and without dispersing joy. From start to finish, living as many misfortunes and as much bliss as they are measured out in this life. If you want, you can simplify, weaken and make a lot easier in life. However, there are people who for some reason call it masturbation, and prefer life as it is - in all the fullness of sensations...