Attention! Humor and unfunny jokes are possible!😊* * *Mayakovsky after a cognitive-behavioral therapist. Listen! After all, if research is carried out, does that mean that someone needs it? That means that someone wants them to exist? That means that someone calls these “things” of evidence-based therapy? And, struggling in the blizzards of midday dust, he rushes into psychoanalysts, gestaltists, etc., afraid that he is late, shaking papers, quoting the results of randomized studies, asking that it be the same! - he swears - he won’t endure this unproven psychoanalism! And then he comes in, anxious, but calm on the outside. He says to someone: “Still, it’s not in vain that they say that CBT is the “gold standard”? It’s not in vain? Yes?!” Listen! After all, if SUCH research is being carried out, does it mean that anyone needs it? This means that it is necessary for every local psychologist to at least out of the corner of his eye keep an eye on where real world psychotherapy is heading?!* * *Mayakovsky after the psychoanalyst. Listen! After all, if psychoanalysis They train for so long - does that mean anyone needs it? Does that mean someone wants to spend SUCH sums on training? Does that mean someone is ready to undergo their own analysis for years? And, struggling in the midday dust storms, rushing to a CBT therapist, afraid, that he was late, cringe, smile condescendingly, say - “well, how can you work only with symptoms!?” - to swear that the symptoms always return without working out the reasons! And then to remain anxious, but calm on the outside. To say to someone: “After all, I went through such an expensive training! What about you? A couple of courses?!” Listen! After all, if psychoanalysis has been taught for so long, it means that does anyone need it? So, is it necessary for at least one truly solvent client to lie down on the couch every evening?!* * *Mayakovsky after a Gestalt therapist. Listen! After all, if the stars are shining, you don’t have to think that someone needs it ?So you can just look at the night sky. And feel what is happening to you right now. And, without struggling in the blizzards of midday dust, stop in the middle of the road, stand, feel the body, maybe even cry, kiss someone’s hand or cheek, and don’t ask - there must be a star! - just be with it - and find the strength to endure this starless torment! And then walk around anxious, but calm on the outside. Tell someone: “Being yourself is nothing? Isn’t it scary? Yes?!” Listen! After all, if the stars light up -can you just look at them together? And just remember that every evening, always, always, it’s you, and I’m me.* * *Mayakovsky after family constellations according to Hellinger. Listen! After all, if the constellations help, that means - is this what you need? So - someone wants it quickly and forever? So - someone calls this action a pearl? And, struggling in the blizzards of midday dust, he runs towards them again, is afraid that he is late, cries, tries to formulate a request , asks - that there must be a protagonist! - he swears - he won’t endure another day with “these” relatives! And then comes, blissful, but adequate outwardly. He says to someone: “After all, now everything is clear to you? Well, about who is to blame for everything? Yes?!” Listen! After all, if constellations help so easily, then maybe it’s not all that complicated? And someone just needs to run away from home one evening and go through at least one small constellation?!* * *Mayakovsky after an existential therapist. Listen! After all, , if they don’t feel meaning, then who needs all this? Does that mean that someone wants there to be meaning? That means that someone calls their life worthless? And, struggling in the blizzards of daily dust, suddenly at some point he realizes that he’s late, cries, feels that he did not live, but existed, asks - so that there must be meaning! - he swears - he won’t endure this senseless torment! And then he comes back, no longer anxious, and calm on the outside. He says to someone: “After all, now you understand everything? Well, about death, loneliness, freedom..? Yes?!” Listen! After all, if you don’t feel the meaning, then you need to think about it? After all, it is necessary so that every evening, sitting under your roof, you feel at least a little?!